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Chuck Norris jokes

Post by Courchea on Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:45 am



Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
MacGyver is just one of the tools in Chuck Norris' swiss knife.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
Chuck Norris hears sign language
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes

Post by Simon.img on Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:24 am

lol!  From where did you get that joke dude !!!   It's cool !   When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.  Very Happy 
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